Me: A large burly man just messaged me on okcupid.  I’m already in love. 

Laura: I LOVE THIS!!!  hahaha, but before you write him off… what if he’s a hockey player?!?!

Me: What do you mean write him off???  I was being completely serious!

Laura: Oh!  I thought you were being sarcastic!

Me: I’m never sarcastic about large bearded burly men.

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Me: a large burly bearded man messaged me today so awesome :)

LoLo: oh….lovely….

Me: lol, why does everyone think I’m sarcastic about this?

Lolo: HAHAHA

Seriously.  The last 2 guys I’ve dated have fit that description.  What can I say?  I have a type!